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Dear WingMan,
Will you soon be offering a "personal wiper" service?

I recently realized that I was loosing valuable wing and beer time because of the frequent face, forehead and hand wipings I was having to do. If you provided a personal towelling of the forehead, hands or mouth we would be able to eat more wings and drink more cold beer.

Just a thought.
—Aaron, Sammamish

    Dear Aaron,
    Whereas The Wingman appreciates your desire to eat more wings and drink more beer, a couple of things:
    First - It's THE Wingman to you.
    Second - Miss Halone taught me to spell in third grade (loosing?).
    Third - My Mom taught me how to wipe my own face when I was a young child - so man-up and eat like an adult. Personal wipings...for crying out loud...

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